Christmas 2017 - How Fang Stole Christmas!

It was a snowy night… lights were flickering, snow was falling, and bells were ringing...

It was a couple of days before Christmas… at Team Hooligan’s house, Bean and Bark were busy decorating! They were putting up lights and ribbons, and the Christmas Tree while singing Christmas Carols!

Bean: On the twelfth day of Sonic, Sonic Team gave to me… Twelve Fangs-a sniping, eleven Big cats fishing, ten Silvers dreaming, nine Knuckles chuckling, eight Charmys charming, seven Barks-a barking, six Amys aiming… FIVE GOLDEN TENRECS, four Omochao, three Babylon Rogues, two dynamite ducks, and a Sonic moving at Sonic Speed!

Meanwhile, Fang was just sitting around, doing nothing but looking at his gun.

Bean: Come on, Fang! You should help us decorate this place.

Fang: No thanks.

Knock knock!

Bean: Who would it be at this hour? It’s really dark outside.

Bean opened the door to see Omochao with a package!

Omochao: Delivery for a Bean the Dynamite, Fang the Sniper, and Bark the Polar Bear!

Bean: That’s us!

Omochao: Here ya go!

Omochao hands the package to Bean…

Omochao: Merry Christmas!

Omochao flew off…

Bean: It says it’s from… Sonic!

Bean opened the package… Inside was a letter and three sweaters!

Bean read the letter…

Bean: Dear Bean, Bark, and Fang… You’re invited to Sonic’s Christmas party! Enclosed are three sweaters for you. Come by my house on Christmas Eve!

Fang: Is it me, or do people really like inviting everyone to holiday parties this year?

Bean: Anyway, it sounds fun! We should go! Let’s put on these sweaters!

Bean pulled out two of the sweaters, and handed one to Bark, and they both put them on.

Fang: Well, you two can go, but I’m not!

Bean: And why not?

Fang: After what happened last year… I hate Christmas!

Bean: What happened last year?

Fang: You don’t remember? Looks like it’s time for a flashback!

One year ago…

Fang: Bean! I want the Shadow Rifle for Christmas!

Bean: Are you kidding me? You’ll shoot your eye out!

Back in the present...

Fang: I never got my Shadow Rifle that Christmas, and ever since, I’ve hated the holiday!

Bean: You’re still mad about that? I only didn’t buy it cuz I knew you’d shoot your eye out.

Fang: WILL YOU STOP SAYING THAT?

Bean: You’ll shoot your eye out!

Fang: AAAHHHHH!

Fang buried his face in pillows…

Bean: Look, whether you like it or not, we’re all going to that party!

Bark picked up Fang and set him next to the package. Then, Bean pulled out the sweater and put it on Fang!

Fang: I’m not going!

Fang ran to his bedroom and slammed the door behind him.

Eventually, it got late, and Bean and Bark went to bed. Meanwhile, Fang lay down in his bed thinking. Finally, an idea came into his head, and he devised a plan for this years Christmas…

The next day…

Bean: Morning, Fang! You still not want to go to the party?

Fang: Oh, I’ll go to your party… but I have a plan! Since last year, my Christmas was ruined, I’m gonna ruin everyone elses!

Bean: Oh oka- WAIT WHAT?!

Fang: ...And you two are gonna help!

Bean: Wait a second! We aren’t going to ruin everyone’s Christmas just cuz you didn’t get the present you wanted!

Fang: Oh yes we are! We’re gonna go to their party and steal their Christmas! MWAHAHAHA!

Bean: This doesn’t sound good…

Fang grabbed Bean and pulled him into the other room…

Bean: Why are we in here?

Fang: Got something for ya!

Fang dug through an old box and found an elf hat and coat!

Fang: Put this on!

Bean: Sure, why not?

Bean put on the elf suit!

Bean: Why do you want me to wear this?

Fang: Cuz you’re my helper!

Fang dug through the box again and pulled out a Santa suit!

Fang: And I’ll be Santa!

Fang put on the Santa suit!

Fang: Now, we need to get the Marvelous Queen ready for our flight!

Bean: Flight? What exactly are we doing?

Fang: We’re gonna decorate it like a sleigh!

Fang pulled out some wood, hammers, nails, and paint!

Fang: We’ll make a sleigh and put it over the Marvelous Queen!

Bean: Uh, okay. (Honestly, although I’m against ruining Christmas, I kinda like the costumes and sleigh idea, so I’ll roll with it for now.)

And so, Bean, Bark, and Fang spent a while working on the sleigh!

As they were working…

Bean: You’re a mean one, Fang the Sniper!

Fang: This better not be one of your musical numbers…

Bean: You’re as slippery as an Espio! You’re as creepy as the Tails Doll, You’re as dark as Shadow, Fang the Sniiiiiiper!

Fang: WILL YOU STO-

Bean: You’re a mean one, Fang the Sniper! You’ve got more sting than Amy’s hammer! You’re as crazy as Doctor Eggman, you’re as spooky as Pumpkin Hill, Fang the Sniiiiiiper! If I had to choose between you or a seasick Vector, I’d choose the seasick Vectoooooor!

When it was finally done, Bark put the sleigh on top of the Marvelous Queen.

Fang: Yes! Now we finally have our ride!

Bean: What’s next?

Fang: Next, we need a bag to put a lot of things in… I GOT IT! Bean, get in the sleigh!

Bean: Aye aye!

Fang: And as for you, Bark…

Fang pulled out reindeer antlers!

Fang: You’ll be the reindeer!

Bark put on the reindeer antlers and tied himself to the front of the sleigh.

Bean: Wait, how is Bark going to make this thing fly?

Fang: Easy! We just fly it like we would normally fly the Marvelous Queen!

Bean: Then why is Bark even tied to the front of the sleigh?

Fang: I dunno, I just thought it would be fitting.

Fang turned on the Sleigh! It rocketed off the ground at high speeds, and they flew into the air!

Bean: Bark! You okay bud?

He looked below to see Bark hanging down below.

Bean: Yeah, I think he’s fine…

Fang: Onward! To Sonic-mart!

Bean: YAY! ...Wait, why are we going to Sonic-mart?

Fang: We’re gonna steal a bag big enough to fit an entire Christmas tree!

Bean: Maybe they’ll have them on sale!

And so, Team Hooligan flew their sleigh all the way to Sonic-mart!

They landed in the parking lot…

Fang: Alright, you two stay here while I go get the bag!

Bean: Kay.

Fang ran to the doors, and he went in.

Metal Sonic: Hello! Welcome to Sonic-mart.

Fang: You work here? That’s sad.

Metal Sonic: How else am I gonna make the rent?

Fang: Hey, you got any giant bags I can get?

Metal Sonic: Those are on aisle eight!

Fang: Thanks!

Fang went to aisle eight, and saw a perfectly sized bag!

Fang: Well, this was easier than I thought.

Fang grabbed the bag and pulled out his gun! He shot a hole in the wall and jumped out of it!

He ran towards the sleigh and jumped into it!

Bean: Wow, that is a big bag…

Fang: And it was only zero dollars and zero cents!

With their new bag, they flew back into the air!

Bean: It’s already night time… Hey, what’s today’s date?

Fang: Last time I checked, December 24th.

Bean: Wait, so the party started a while ago! We gotta get there fast!

They flew their sleigh into the air, and headed for Sonic’s house.



After a while, they landed in Sonic’s backyard...

Fang: Alright… When we go in, we can’t be seen. Let’s check the windows to see if everyone’s still up.



They peeked inside one of the house's windows, and inside, they could see Sonic and all his friends spending time together in his living room while watching movies and drinking cocoa.

Fang: We’ll wait for them to go to bed, and when they do, we attack!

And so, Team Hooligan sat in the sleigh for a while…

Bean: We’ve been here for about an hour or two…

Fang: I’ll go check to see if they’re awake.

Fang went to the window and saw that all the lights were off!

Fang: Yes! It’s time!

Fang grabbed the bag and ran to the house.

Fang: Alright, I need to get on the roof!

Bark picked him up and threw him into the air! Fang landed on the roof!

Fang: Thanks!

Fang ran towards the chimney and began to climb down it…

He landed at the bottom of the chimney and saw that the whole house was dark, only lit by the lights on the tree and some candles.

Fang: Time to steal stuff! Yay!

Fang began running around the house, putting all the decorations in his bag! He put all the presents and the tree in the bag, too! He even went to the kitchen and stole all the holiday food!

Fang: MWAHAHA! Now they won’t have any Christmas to celebrate!

???: Santa?

Fang: Oh fudge…

(...Except he didn't say fudge.)

Fang turned around to see Cream standing behind him!

Fang: Oh, hello little one. Why are you awake?

Cream: Santa, why are you taking away the Christmas tree?

Fang: Well… uh… Because it has a broken light, you see. So I’m going to take it to my workshop at the north pole and fix it, and then I’ll bring it back. Okay?

Cream: Okay!

Cream went back upstairs to the bedroom.

Fang: Piece of cake!

Fang climbed back up the chimney with the bag and jumped down to the sleigh.

Fang: Alright! I got everything! Let’s go!

Bean: Yeah, we watched you do it through the window.

Fang: Cool, huh?

Bean: No! Fang, when you said you were going to “steal” Christmas, I wasn’t expecting you to literally steal everything!

Bean took off the elf suit and set it in the sleigh.

Bean: You can leave with all that stuff if you want, but I want to spend Christmas with everyone else, even if there’s nothing.

Bean walked away.

Fang: Hey! Get back here! Aw, fine! Suit yourself!

Bark started to follow Bean…

Fang: You, too? Seriously? Well who cares! I get all this stuff to myself and no one else!

He sat in the sleigh and looked at all the Christmas things he took.

Fang: Although I have it all to myself, something feels… missing.

Suddenly, he felt something under the seat!

Fang looked under the seat to find more presents.

Fang: I didn’t steal these… Did Bean and Bark put them here?

Fang noticed a present that had a tag that said “To Fang… From Bean and Bark”.

Fang: What would they get me?

Fang opened it to see…

Fang: The Shadow Rifle? So Bean actually did get it for me…

Fang looked at everything he stole…

Fang: I made a mistake! I need to find Bean and Bark!

Fang turned on the sleigh and drove out of the backyard, and he saw Bean and Bark sitting on a bench!

Bean: What are you doing?

Fang: Saving Christmas! Get in!

Bean and Bark hopped in the sleigh, and they flew it back towards the house!

Meanwhile…

Amy: Cream, what are you doing up? It’s past midnight…

Cream: I heard something downstairs, so I went and saw Santa! He took the tree so he could fix a light!

Amy: Oh, okay… WAIT WHAT?!

Amy ran out of the room!

Amy: Everyone, wake up! Santa stole our tree!

Everyone ran downstairs and they saw…

Fang and Bean: MERRY CHRISTMAS!

They put all of the decorations and presents back, and they put the tree back right where it was.

Sonic: So you finally decided to show up.

Fang: Sorry we’re a little late! We decided to make a surprise entrance!

Charmy: PRESENTS!

Charmy flew to the tree and saw a pile of presents for everyone!

Tails: Hey, there are more presents here… Did you guys bring some too?

Bean: Yep! We got gifts for everyone!

Bean turned to Fang…

Bean: I saw you opened your present early.

Fang: It’s not early! It’s past midnight!

Charmy: Does that mean we can open our presents now?

Vector: Well, everyone’s up. I don’t see why not.

Fang: Oh, and uh… Thanks for the gift!

Bean: We knew you’d like it!

Shadow: Woah, you got the Shadow Rifle. Good choice!

Fang: I’ll try it out when it gets bright out!

And so, everyone opened up their presents and watched some Christmas movies!

A few hours later…

Fang: Alright! Time to test this baby out!

Fang went back outside to the backyard and set up some targets…

Fang: Alright! We’re ready to go!

Suddenly, a portal opened! Out emerged… Silver!

Silver: WAIT! I’m Silver from the future! Put these on!

Silver hands Fang a pair of glasses.

Fang: Wait why do I need these?

Future Silver: It doesn’t matter! Whatever you do, put these on or you’ll regret it!

Silver: Hey Fang, where did you put the- um… Why is there another me?

Future Silver: I’m you from the future!

Silver: BUT THAT’S IMPOSSIBLE!

Future Silver: Anyway, I gotta go. Smell ya later!

Future Silver jumps back into the portal and it disappears!

Silver: Yeah, I’m just gonna go check the house…

Fang puts on the glasses and aims his gun towards the target…

Fang: Alright! Ready… aim… FIRE!

Fang pulls the trigger, and the bullet hits the target and flies back at Fang, hitting the glasses, shattering them, and knocking Fang to the ground!

Fang: Uh… What happened?

Fang picks up the broken glasses…

Fang: If it weren’t for these, I would have shot my eye out! Huh, I guess Bean was right.

Fang decided to go back inside.

Bean: So how did the rifle work?

Fang: Really well! I broke my glasses though.

Bean: You don’t wear glasses.

Fang: It’s hard to explain…

Bean: Anyway, everyone’s getting ready to head home now, so why don’t we join them?

Fang: Sure.

And so, Bean, Bark, and Fang went back to the sleigh.

Bean: Let’s get home quickly. I can’t wait to have some of Bark’s famous Peppermint Bark!

BA-DUM TSSSSS

Vector: CHARMY WHAT DID I SAY ABOUT THOSE DRUMS???

Charmy: But we haven’t done it in this special yet!

Everyone else came outside to bid Team Hooligan farewell…

Sonic: Safe trip! I hear there’s a lot of sleigh traffic in the air this time of year.

Fang: We’ll be fine.

Tails: Anyway, see ya! Thanks for the presents!

Shadow: And Fang, thanks for showing me your guns!

Fang: No problem!

Ray: Yay! I finally have dialogue after like, the entire story! WOOHOO!

And so, Bean, Bark, and Fang got in the sleigh and flew home.

When they got home, they began watching movies and eating Bark’s Peppermint Bark!

Fang: So I guess that’s the end of the story.

Bean: We’ll be the ones closing it off this time!

Bark pulled out some Jingle Bells…

Fang and Bean: WE WISH YOU A MERRY CHRISTMAS WE WISH YOU A MERRY CHRISTMAS WE WISH YOU A MERRY CHRISTMAS, AND A HAPPY NEW YEAR!

The End